Best New Restaurant: L'Albatros
11401 Bellflower Rd., 216.791.7880, albatrosbrasserie.com
“Opening this restaurant was an absolute no-brainer,” chef-owner Zachary Bruell explained just weeks before introducing the Best New Restaurant of 2009. He was referring, of course, to the tactic of bringing updated French bistro fare to the University Circle carriage house that for decades housed That Place on Bellflower. It appears he hit the proverbial nail on the head: From the moment the doors parted, the restaurant has been besieged by zealous guests – guests who know a good thing when they see, smell and taste it. There were many other noteworthy openings last year, but no restaurant shot out the starting gate so fully formed, so spotless in its execution, service and setting, as L'Albatros. For the first time in a long time, the historic space bubbles with wit, spirit and energy. An already delightful patio was elevated to star status. And the food – from the first schmear of pork and veal pate to the last gooey glop of stinky cheese – is so good it beckons diners back again and again like an illicit lover. Bravo, Bruell. Bravo.
Runner up: The Greenhouse Tavern
2038 E. Fourth St., 216.393.4302, thegreenhousetavern.com
Best Chef: Jonathon Sawyer
The Greenhouse Tavern
2038 E. Fourth St., 216.393.4302, thegreenhousetavern.com
It takes stones to do the kind of cooking Jonathon Sawyer does at The Greenhouse Tavern – and we’re not just talking about the Frenchy stuff. Most diners quickly settle into a routine at restaurants, gravitating toward a handful of favorite dishes and rarely venturing on. Those folks are screwed at Greenhouse. Here, the only constant is change. Consumed by an intense form of culinary AD/HD, Sawyer shuffles the menu more often than a Vegas blackjack dealer. (In stark contrast, L'Albatros is still operating on its original menu.) Much of this jiggering is done to make use of the season’s freshest and finest, of course. But the truth is, Sawyer is never satisfied to leave well enough alone. A consummate tinkerer, the chef is compelled to push himself, his food and his staff to ever-higher levels, even when doing so is a royal pain in the ass. In return, we adventurous diners are rewarded with some of Cleveland’s most satisfying and delicious food.
Best Restaurateur: Michael Symon
Lola, Lolita, Bar Symon
Beard, Bar Symon, B Spot – it’s been a big year for our celebrity hash slinger. In addition to snagging – finally! – the James Beard Award for Best Chef, Symon birthed his wildly enjoyable American brasserie, Bar Symon. Apparently on overdrive, the chef recently teamed up with the Cavs and Aramark to open two signature eateries inside Quicken Loans Arena. The fast-casual restaurants promise to add a dash of excitement to a normally drab culinary landscape. But wait, there’s more! Symon is on schedule to launch his latest venture, B Spot, before the year comes to a close. Located at Eton, the rock-fueled eatery will feature gourmet burgers, brats and beer. That’s not all, folks: Symon fans eager to bring the chef into their kitchens will have the opportunity to do so come early November, when his first cookbook, “Live to Cook,” is released for sale.
Best New Bakery: Blackbird Baking Co.
1391 Sloane Ave., 216.712.6599, blackbirdbaking.com
Nothing lifts a neighborhood like a great bakery, and thanks to Tom and Adria Clark, residents living near the Lakewood-Rocky River border have received the biggest lift of all. Originally from Lakewood, Tom spent the last decade working in Portland, Oregon’s bakery biz. He returned home and perfected his craft at the wonderful On The Rise. Seven months were spent remodeling a shabby building into a sleek metropolitan bakery. The open design gives customers unfettered views of the kitchen, including its flour-dusted work tables and massive ovens. Everything is made from scratch daily and displayed on baker’s racks. Bread fans will go nuts for Blackbird’s European-style baguettes, focaccia and ciabatta. Sweets fans will head straight for the pecan sticky buns, cherry scones, apricot croissants, and dreamy chocolate chip cookies.
Best New Beer List: Bar Symon
32858 Walker Rd., 440.933.5652, barsymon.com
The first thing guests see when they cross the threshold of Bar Symon is a picket fence of beer taps. The 40 or so handles, each festooned in its own brewery colors, march down the bar like a pixie parade of infinite glee. Michael Symon promised an American brasserie bursting at the seams with good beer and, glory be, he delivered. All told, there are about 100 labels, from the palest ale to the meatiest imperial stout. There is a strong American presence, with entries from Dogfish Head, Jolly Pumpkin, Left Hand, and Rogue. But there is an equally impressive showing of Belgian and Belgian-style ales. And talk about range! Big spenders can splurge on a $65 bottle of cask-fermented lambic, while penny pinchers can drain $1 pints of PBR.
Best Corned Beef Sandwich: Goodman’s Sandwich Inn
5164 Pearl Rd., 216.398.6885
In a town like Cleveland, where mile-high corned beef sandwiches are considered a birthright, loyalty to a particular provider can be fierce. Blessed with no shortage of quality candidates, local CB fans take pleasure in debating the finer points of fat and meat, salt and seed, height and weight. Pound for pound, the best sandwich going is the one served at Goodman’s Sandwich Inn. To pull off a sandwich built from thick, hand-sliced beef, as Goodman’s has been doing for eons, one must start with ultra-tender meat. The perfect mix of lean and well-marbled slices, these gut-busters are an absolute joy to eat.
Phattest Restaurant Promo: Melt Bar & Grilled Tattoo
14718 Detroit Ave., 216.226.3699, meltbarandgrilled.com
Tattooing the name of your sweetie is one thing, but permanently carving a sandwich shop logo into one’s flesh is another entirely. Lakewood’s Melt has been known to inspire a certain level of fanaticism. And while that devotion is wholly earned, an alarming new trend is sweeping across Browns town: Melt tattoos. It isn’t just a coincidence that the restaurant’s signature sandwich-and-crossbones crest is popping up in vivid hues on forearms and biceps; customers who do so will enjoy 25% off any purchase at Melt for life. You read that right – 25% off for life. Granted, those who regularly consume pierogi-stuffed sandwiches don’t have the longest life expectancy.
Best Old World Pizza: Crostatas
558 Bishop Rd., 440.449.7800, crostatas.com
Some will have you believe that pizza sans pepperoni is blasphemy. Maybe it is… in Omaha. But in Naples – and Highland Heights, Ohio – pizzas come topped with mozzarella di bufala, artichokes, maybe some nice prosciutto. You see, at Crostatas, the Neapolitan-style pies are prepared the old-fashioned way: dough is made fresh daily and allowed to rise slowly overnight; imported San Marzano tomatoes are hand crushed to make the sauce; authentic toppings are used sparingly so as to not detract from the glorious crust. But without the massive wood-burning oven, which blasts the pizza to “done” in 90 seconds flat, none of the above matters a whit. Assembled on site by Italian craftsmen, the handsome hearth soars to a blistering 900 degrees Fahrenheit and is the crucial ingredient in proper pie production.
Rockingest Foodie Fundraiser: Rock ‘n’ Roll BBQ Throwdown
Benefit for Cleveland Food Rocks
It seems that every year, some organization concocts another food-based fundraiser, where bighearted chefs are strong armed into donating their time, cash and resources in support of a worthy cause. Now, we’re certainly not knocking the causes, just the events, which too often are stuffy snooze-fests crammed with supercilious gourmands. And then there’s the food, wee little morsels that couldn’t sate a gnome let alone a full-grown human. Thank the Good Lord then for the Rock ‘n’ Roll BBQ Throwdown, a brandy new bash that benefits Cleveland Food Rocks and the indie restaurants of Northeast Ohio. Chefs from dozens of the area’s most popular restaurants dished up gallons of righteous barbecue-themed grub. When they weren’t feeding guests, the chefs rocked the house from the small stage. And who the hell can forget Bootsy Collins?! Here’s hoping that the riotous event returns for an encore in 2010.
Best New Brew: Indigo Imp
3615 Superior Ave., 216.881.0650, indigoimpbrewery.com
Everybody loves a great underdog story, those inspirational yarns where the little guy beats all odds to find success in a harsh and indifferent world. Matt Chappel is that guy. In a country where craft beer consumption still tops out at just 4% of the market share, Chappel launched a garage brewery poised for greatness. Working on a shoestring budget, the former CAD operator designed and built his small brewery by hand, constructing his brew kettles out of generic stainless tanks. Even more unconventional, the brewer opted for an anachronistic open-fermentation system that blesses each brew with its unmistakable wild-yeast flavor. The naturally carbonated, unfiltered and unpasteurized suds come in three styles: Blonde Bombshell, Jester and Winter Solstice, a seasonal. Find it at bars and markets area wide.